Possibly one of the funniest posts we’ve seen to come out of the whole New York Times “bleak neighborhood” thing yet is a recent post by Stoke Report. The post is of  Jimmy McMillan with a caption stating, “The Sunset is too damn bleak!!!” McMillan is known for being The Rent is Too Damn High Party Candidate for New York State Governor. His speech at the NY Governor’s debate became a viral internet smash and was later spoofed on Saturday Night Live.

If the Stoke Report’s photo wasn’t enough to make you giggle, there is also a comment on the site from “Jimmy McMillan” in response to the post. We posted the comment below so you can enjoy it too. Thank you for making us laugh Stoke Report! If you haven’t already seen the Stoke Report blog then check it out now.

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

I REPRESENT THE SUNSET IS 2 DAMN BLEAK PARTY.

PEOPLE SITTING AT KELLY’S 18 HOURS A DAY, 70 HOURS A WEEK AND SOME OF THEM DRIVIN’ AROUND, TOO. SURFERS CAN’T AFFORD TO SPEND ALL DAY WAITING FOR BOMBS, TUBES AND PITS.

MY MAIN JOB IS TO PUT A SHACK OVER YOUR HEAD, SUNLIGHT ON YOUR PORCH, AND BRUNCH IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!

THIS IS FRISCO AS USUAL! PLAYIN’ THE WEST-SIDE GAMES IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. THE SUNSET 2 DAMN BLEAK MOVEMENT, THE PEOPLE I’M HERE TO REPRESENT CAN’T EVEN GET A MIMOSA! THEY ARE SIPPING PABST RIGHT NOW AS I SPEAK. THEY CAN’T EAT BRUNCH, SECOND BRUNCH, AND THIRD BRUNCH.

LISTEN!

SOMEONE JUST OFFED HIMSELF BECAUSE HE HASN’T SEEN THE SUN IN 3 WEEKS! DID YOU HEAR IT? GOTTA LISTEN LIKE ME!

LET’S TALK ABOUT THE ISSUES!

SUNSET TOO DAMN BLEAK.

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